So, You Think You're A Worker?

You say that you're a worker, huh? All because you locked up with one guy, had a submission move applied by one guy and beat up by 2 others. Give me a f*cking break. Guess that makes Richard Belzer and John Stossel workers too. You are no where being a worker based on that. And all that is more than I've ever done in a match? You have NO F*CKING IDEA what I have done before in a match. You and all those other insipid DWA fans only know me for what they have seen me do in the past 3 years. You all forget that I started training in the business back in 1988, driving 3 nights a week and on Saturday & Sunday from my home in Brown County to Elmwood Place for 8 months then from that same home to Ironton,Ohio for another year-and-a-half on Thursdays and Saturdays. I did this because I was dedicated to making it in this business. Not to mention driving to Ironton, breaking down the ring and then to shows in Ohio and West Virginia and setting it back up again. I have paid my dues time and time again! I paid them almost everytime I started with a new group. I have spilled my blood, ruined my knees, my back, taken a fireball that has messed up my vision, ALL BECAUSE I AM DEDICATED TO THIS SPORT!!! I have done stupid gimmicks, been plastered with cupcakes BECAUSE I AM DEDICATED TO THIS BUSINESS!!! I have taken more bumps in 1 f'n match than you ever will in whatever you may want to call your career in this business. DON'T YOU EVER CALL YOURSELF A WORKER JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT ROUGHED UP A LITTLE BIT IN SOME 3 MINUTE SKIT!!! You may just get it a helluva lot worse by some guy who ACTUALLY IS A DAMN WORKER!
Pay your damn dues in this business first, then call yourself a worker when you have actually wrestled some matches. Until then, I am still who I am and I don't care who the hell you think you are and if you don't like that I got 3 words for ya........... LIVE WITH IT!!!!!