Good evening everyone. Yeah, it's time for a new and traditional Not-So-Private Thoughts. First of all, I have granted permission to the website Shootjunkies.com to reprint this N-S-P Thoughts for their site. As long as it is printed word-for-word, I have no problem with this. As we have seen recently, people twisting my words around pisses me the **** off. Now to my topic tonight, Evan Da Malice, THE MYTH.
By this, I do not mean that he is not a real person. But I would love to buy him for what he's worth and sell him for what he thinks he's worth. I'd be a rich man. Let's face it, the man is a legend in his own mind. He thinks that he is the best thing in pro wrestling and he is far from it. Without a huge support system underneath him, not a fat joke, he would be NOTHING! I will admit he does possess wrestling talent, but he has to feed on others to make it in this business. He would not have even won his first match in the DWA without my help. In the past year, he had to force his way into matches against Double J Enterprise members or team with WWE Legends or men with the status of Vic the Bruiser to make himself look better. There was no need for him to come out in December with Marty Jannetty and corner me, only to cover me with cupcakes. Only did this to try to get over with the fans. Because he can't get over with the fans on his own. Has to surround himself with the truly popular wrestlers in this business (Demolition, Rikishi or Hacksaw Duggan) or oppose the most hated (The Colonel, Brett Michaels or Shomari). He is only worried about how he looks to the people out there and does nothing to help those who actually need it. If there was ever a larger hog of the spotlight, I haven't seen him. Maybe they're under his front butt. But hey, that's just what I'm thinking. Until then, I'm the Colonel and I love this extended schedule that those in the DWA said I couldn't handle. Got 8 shows next month alone, ha ha. Until then, I am at the top of the food chain and you all are what my food leaves in the tall grass. And if you're not down with that, I got 3 words for you . . . . . . LIVE WITH IT!!!!!!!
By this, I do not mean that he is not a real person. But I would love to buy him for what he's worth and sell him for what he thinks he's worth. I'd be a rich man. Let's face it, the man is a legend in his own mind. He thinks that he is the best thing in pro wrestling and he is far from it. Without a huge support system underneath him, not a fat joke, he would be NOTHING! I will admit he does possess wrestling talent, but he has to feed on others to make it in this business. He would not have even won his first match in the DWA without my help. In the past year, he had to force his way into matches against Double J Enterprise members or team with WWE Legends or men with the status of Vic the Bruiser to make himself look better. There was no need for him to come out in December with Marty Jannetty and corner me, only to cover me with cupcakes. Only did this to try to get over with the fans. Because he can't get over with the fans on his own. Has to surround himself with the truly popular wrestlers in this business (Demolition, Rikishi or Hacksaw Duggan) or oppose the most hated (The Colonel, Brett Michaels or Shomari). He is only worried about how he looks to the people out there and does nothing to help those who actually need it. If there was ever a larger hog of the spotlight, I haven't seen him. Maybe they're under his front butt. But hey, that's just what I'm thinking. Until then, I'm the Colonel and I love this extended schedule that those in the DWA said I couldn't handle. Got 8 shows next month alone, ha ha. Until then, I am at the top of the food chain and you all are what my food leaves in the tall grass. And if you're not down with that, I got 3 words for you . . . . . . LIVE WITH IT!!!!!!!